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Letters of Note: Regarding Your Dam Complaint

I would like to challenge you to attempt to emulate their dam project any dam time and/or any dam place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no dam way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.

Amazing letter - read the whole thing, it’s incredibly funny.